2) Being able to tell people that they are training for marathons
3) Being "edgy/chic" by flaunting how open minded they are
4) Throwing "gangster" signs in pictures in order to have an excuse to do a vogue serious face and inadvertently look hot (as indicated by throwing the sideways peace sign in pictures)
5) Being discipled by the woman in leadership every other girl wants to know
6) When guys teach other guys how to not be "creepy" so that we don't have to suffer the consequences
7) Being sought after by "confident" and "bold" men
8) Drinking Diet Coke/DP with a big slice of chocolate cake (or whatever their vice is)
9) Chicken salad sandwiches from Celebrity Bakery or Central Market
10) Complaining about how they wish they had naturally straight/curly hair (whatever is the opposite of their hair's tendency)
11) Dressing to impress other girls because the guys don't really notice that anyway. Most guys only notice the lack of fabric.
12) Pacey from Dawson's Creek (LBPBs)
13) Guys wearing baseball pants (won't argue with you there, Justin)
14) Guys who can dance (I asked guys to my sorority parties in college based on their dancing ability... chemistry is found on the dance floor)
15) Whatever artist nobody else knows about yet
16) (Secretly) The song "put your hand up on my hip... when I dip, you dip, we dip!"
17) Talking about where they've been
18) GOB from Arrested Development (at least at my house)
19) Going to Africa on "mission trips"
20) Beefy Jon
7 comments:
This post ruled, and it's at least 20,000,000 times more sexist than mine. I'd be taken to the gallows for a post like this.
I'm guessing the answer to Beefy Jon's question for you at formal can be found in #14.
Are you one of the guys included in #14? If so, Brooke and I would like to have you over for a dance party so you can prove it.
Justin can only come over for a dance party if we play the "when I dip you dip we dip" song and he does the official dance that goes along with it. Yes, there is dipping involved!
who knew you were blogging again?! i love it! i will have to add you to my favorites and get mad when i check it daily and you haven't posted anything new. :)
Sorry ladies, the only genre of dance that I know is of the booty variety. Not acceptable for nice Watermark babes.
ummm... you've obviously never dance with us.
is it just me or does jon's head look like it's been cut and pasted in that picture? i know it hasn't been, but for some reason it just looks odd. and it's very likely that i was the one who took that pic. :)
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