Wednesday night was "Celebrity Night" at high school youth group. We rolled out the red carpet, brought on the paparrazzi, and we all dressed up as someone famous. When trying to decide who to be, I knew I didn't want to be anyone glamourous because I didn't want to try that hard or wear make-up for that matter, so I chose Britany Spears who has recently made a decision not to take care of her appearance anymre. I put on my trendy wife-beater with the femine bow on the shoulder, wore a pair of old jeans, put on big, fun earings, stuffed my belly with a t-shirt as to look pregnant, and put this "Mrs. Federline" sign on my back. Much to my surprise NO ONE knew who I was when I walked in the door! Everyone kept asking "Who is Mrs. Feder... Feder...line?" When I told them it was Britany, they would look at me confused and I would explain, "She got married!" Needless to say, no one knew the story of Britany falling for her back up dancer, Kevin Federline, marrying him even though he was some other girl's baby's daddy, and recently announcing her pregnancy. I was completely shocked. I mean... was I the only one who kept up with US Weekly and People?!?